
i-was-so-alone-and-i-o-u-so-much:
I want to make your skin into a lampshade, John.WTF
I’m coming after you. I hope you’re a light sleeper. Have you changed your locks recently? Heard Sherlock is going to be out of town a while.
Homicidal Greg.
Actual Cannibal… Gregory Lestrade.
(Source: asparklethatisblue)
“What’s this, then?”
Greg wishes he was surprised. He wishes he felt more of anything. He’d gotten out of bed at the sound of the window breaking, thankful for a fleeting moment that the house is empty, wife and daughters gone to his mother-in-law’s for the weekend. At least.
Sherlock stops pacing when Greg turns on the light. He turns from the window to face Greg, lifting his chin while his gaze sweeps across the room.
“It’s done. All of it, it’s over. I’m coming back.”
“From the dead? How’s that work?”
Sherlock rolls his eyes, sucking in a deep breath through his nose. He’s thin, cheeks hollowed with dark circles around his eyes, but the nervous energy is still there.
“I’ll… I’ll go back to the flat.”
“He doesn’t live there anymore, you know.” Sherlock’s brow furrows as he turns away from the broken window, tilting his head in question. “John’s moved, Sherlock. He’s moved on. Three years is a long time. He’s got a wife, too. Mary. Nice woman. They take care of each other.”
Sherlock looks down and away, avoiding Greg’s eyes, not wanting the sympathy offered there. “He waited, Sherlock. God, he waited so long for you, poor bastard, but you were dead and he had to keep living.”
“Where is he now?”
“Do you promise not to break his window?” Sherlock laughs, a low, breathy sound. He nods once. “Thought as much. Sleep here; I’ll take you there in the morning.” Greg nods towards the couch. Sherlock frowns but strips off the hooded sweatshirt and hangs it over the back of a chair, toeing off his shoes. He sits on the couch, running a hand through close-cropped hair, his eyes blank as he swallows again and again, mouth opening and closing but no words coming out.
Greg shakes his head and turns to head back up the stairs, gripping the banister so hard his knuckles are white. He waits until he’s alone in his room before he chokes back a sob behind a shaking hand and sinks down onto his bed.
He’s alive.

Sometimes Queen Erin, sometimes, and I say this with the utmost respect, I just want to take all your bloody talent and hit you in the face with it. Because it would hurt.
(Source: tinyarcher)
This is taken from one of the first scenes in the pilot episode, but really…
lestrade@strade.org.uk?
Does Lestrade own a website, and is its sole purpose to give himself a rather redundant and unusual email address?
I FIND THIS WAY TOO HILARIOUS
First of all, lestrade@strade.org.uk, omg. I imagine Donovan and Anderson setting up that website just to convince Lestrade that you NEED your own website to have an email address and now he pays like $50 a year for it because he thinks that’s just what people do.
Second of all, the subject is “Please call me” and the body is “Please call me”
Oh Lestrade, your Lestrade is showing.
Lestrade is the Agent Gibbs of Sherlock.
And then he signs it. With his last name. It’s the only name he had, then. The budget was smaller, for the pilot - they couldn’t afford a first name. And if you missed the domain name, or the e-mail box name, just in case, he signed it. Lestrade.
*explodes*
Maybe his name used to be something else, something really lame. Like Jeffty Jeff Arseface or something. And he’s just changed it to Lestrade. And he wants to underline that his new name is Lestrade. So he made a website with it, he made an e-mail from that website with it, and the point of his e-mail is not “Please call me”, it’s supposed to be “Please call me Lestrade”. Because that’s his name now. He meant to put an ellipses instead of just a period to make it more dramatic, but he got too excited about how much he loves his new name and he needed to type it immediately.
Yep.
…..Seems legit.
I want a @strade.org.uk mailbox too!
I HAVE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP I HAVE CHOKED ON MY OREO’S
Yup, I’m doin’ it again!
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Yup, I’m doin’ it again!
On Offer: A set of all four posters (11”x17” color prints on nice, thick semi-gloss paper) each for two winners. I’ll also sign and date them for the sake of, you know, the personal touch.
- Reblog to enter. Only reblogs will officially count as entries. Two winners will be decided via a random number generator.
- You may enter no more than four times. I neglected to set a cap on entries for my last little giveaway (because why would I—complete unknown—need one?) and some people got a little carried away.
- You DON’T have to be following me to enter.
- Please make sure you have your askbox open so I can contact you if you win.
- I’ll ship anywhere in the world by USPS.
- Ends Monday, January 30th. I’ll announce the winners on my blog that afternoon.
- Even if you don’t win, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for your interest!
Yup, I’m doin’ it again!
On Offer: A set of all four posters (11”x17” color prints on nice, thick semi-gloss paper) each for two winners. I’ll also sign and date them for the sake of, you know, the personal touch.
- Reblog to enter. Only reblogs will officially count as entries. Two winners will be decided via a random number generator.
- You may enter no more than four times. I neglected to set a cap on entries for my last little giveaway (because why would I—complete unknown—need one?) and some people got a little carried away.
- You DON’T have to be following me to enter.
- Please make sure you have your askbox open so I can contact you if you win.
- I’ll ship anywhere in the world by USPS.
- Ends Monday, January 30th. I’ll announce the winners on my blog that afternoon.
- Even if you don’t win, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for your interest!
Yup, I’m doin’ it again!
On Offer: A set of all four posters (11”x17” color prints on nice, thick semi-gloss paper) each for two winners. I’ll also sign and date them for the sake of, you know, the personal touch.
- Reblog to enter. Only reblogs will officially count as entries. Two winners will be decided via a random number generator.
- You may enter no more than four times. I neglected to set a cap on entries for my last little giveaway (because why would I—complete unknown—need one?) and some people got a little carried away.
- You DON’T have to be following me to enter.
- Please make sure you have your askbox open so I can contact you if you win.
- I’ll ship anywhere in the world by USPS.
- Ends Monday, January 30th. I’ll announce the winners on my blog that afternoon.
- Even if you don’t win, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for your interest!
the other best character
everyone is the best character
greg lestrade precious baby silver fox
My favourite part of the episode:
“He even signed in as this “GREG”!”
“BECAUSE THAT’S HIS NAME?!”
i don’t even
c-o-u-r-t-n-e-y: lestrade raking mycroft in comfort
whos-crashing-now: LESTRADE RAKING MYCROFTS BACK WITH A RAKE TO COMFORT TO HIM ABOUT HIS WEIGHT
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